...★★♥♥Alice in Wonderland♥♥★★...

The Mad Hatter: There is a place. Like no place on Earth. A land full of wonder, mystery, and danger! Some say to survive it: You need to be as mad as a hatter

[picks up his hat]

.The Mad Hatter: Which luckily I am

ادامه مطلب...+خطر لو رفتن کل فیلم برای اونایی که تا به حال ندیدن!

?Blue Caterpillar: Who are you

?Alice Kingsley: Absolem

.Blue Caterpillar: You're not Absolem. I'm Absolem. Stupid girl

صدای absolem رو آلن ریکمن درآورده!!!!چطور تونستی سوروسکم!!!!!(هرکی خوند سوسکم امیدوارم سوسک بیاد به خوابش!)موجود قحط بود!به خاطر تو از این کرمم خوشمان آمد!


?Stayne - Knave of Hearts: [Stayne sees Alice] And who is this lovely creature

.The Red Queen: Um, my new favourite

?Stayne - Knave of Hearts: [to Alice] What is your name

.The Red Queen: Um

.Stayne - Knave of Hearts: [to Alice] I believe your name has slipped the Queen's mind

.The Red Queen: Her name is Um, IDIOT



.Stayne - Knave of Hearts: [pinning Alice against the wall] I like you, Um. I like... largeness
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.Stayne - Knave of Hearts: Um forced herself on me. I told her my heart belongs to you-she's obsessed with me





?The Red Queen: And what is this

...White Rabbit: It's a who, majesty. This is... um

.'The Red Queen: 'Um

.Alice Kingsley: From Umbridge

?The Red Queen: What happened to your clothes

Alice Kingsley: I outgrew them. I've been growing an awful lot lately. I tower over everyone in Umbridge. They laugh at me. So, I've come to you hoping you might understand what it's like

The Red Queen: My dear girl, anyone with a head that large is welcome in my court. Someone find her some clothes, use the curtains if you must, but clothe this enormous girl



!The Red Queen: Off with their heads

!The Red Queen: Someone has stolen three of my tarts





?Lady Ascot: Do you know what I fear most

?Alice Kingsley: The decline of the aristocracy

.Lady Ascot: Ugly grandchildren




.Alice Kingsley: Sometimes I believe in as many as six impossible things before breakfast

.The Mad Hatter: That is an excellent practice

Alice Kingsley: I try to believe in as many as six impossible things before breakfast. Count them, Alice. One, there are drinks that make you shrink. Two, there are foods that make you grow. Three, animals can talk. Four, cats can disappear. Five, there is a place called Underland. Six, I can slay the Jabberwocky




Alice Kingsley: I'm sorry, Hamish. I can't marry you. You're not the right man for me. And there's that trouble with your digestion

[Alice walks over to her sister]

.Alice Kingsley: I love you, Margaret, but this is my life. I'll decide what to do with it

[Alice turns to Lowell, meeting his sour look with a stern glare]

.Alice Kingsley: You're lucky to have my sister for your wife, Lowell, and be good to her. I'll be watching very closely

[Alice goes up to Aunt Imogene and takes her hands]

.Alice Kingsley: There is no prince, Aunt Imogene. You need to talk to someone about these delusions

[Alice walks past Lady Ascot, looking sternly at her]

.Alice Kingsley: I happen to love rabbits, especially white ones

[Alice goes up to her mother]

.Alice Kingsley: Don't worry, Mother. I'll find something useful to do with my life

[Alice turns to the Chattaway sisters]

.Alice Kingsley: You two remind me of some funny boys I met in a dream

.Lord Ascot: You've left me out

.Alice Kingsley: No, I haven't, sir. You and I have business to discuss

?Lord Ascot: Shall we speak in the study

[Alice smiles and starts to head to the house, when suddenly she turns back to the crowd]

.Alice Kingsley: Oh. And one more thing

[Alice lifts the hem of her dress to her knees and does the Futterwacken]




?Cheshire Cat: Who are you

.Alice Kingsley: I'm Alice

?Cheshire Cat: *The* Alice

.Alice Kingsley: There's some dispute about that




.Cheshire Cat: Goodbye, sweet hat




.Alice Kingsley: Aunt Imogene, I think I'm going mad. I keep seeing a rabbit in a waistcoat

.Aunt Imogene: Can't be bothered with your fancy rabbit now. I'm waiting for my fiance

?Alice Kingsley: You have a fiance

.Aunt Imogene: Hmm

?Alice Kingsley: [sees White Rabbit again] There! Did you see it

Aunt Imogene: [ignores] He's a prince. But alas, he cannot marry me unless he renounces his throne. It's tragic, isn't it

.Alice Kingsley: Very




?The Red Queen: [the Mad Hatter is brought into The Red Queen's court] Where is Alice

.The Mad Hatter: I've been considering words that start with the letter M. Moron. Mutiny. Murder. Mmm-malice

?The Red Queen: Well, we're looking for an A word right now. Where is Alice



[The Mad Hatter: [from trailer

[Meeting the Red Queen]

!The Mad Hatter: You have a regrettably large head! I would very much like to hat it




The Mad Hatter: 'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe: All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe

?Alice Kingsley: Sorry, what was that

?The Mad Hatter: What was what

[continues walking]

The Mad Hatter: The Jabberwock, with eyes aflame, Jaws that bait and claws that catch, Beware the Jabberwock, my son, The frumious Bandersnatch He took his vorpal sword in hand The vorpal blade went snicker-snack He left it dead, and with its head He went galumphing back. Its all about you, you know

Alice Kingsley: I'm not slaying anything. I don't slay, so put it out of your mind

!The Mad Hatter: ...Mind

[Hatter stops, puts Alice down on a log, and continues walking]

!Alice Kingsley: Wait! You Cant leave me here

.The Mad Hatter: You don't slay? Do you have any idea what the Red Queen has done? You don't slay

.Alice Kingsley: I couldn't if i wanted to

The Mad Hatter: You're not the same as you were before You were much more..."muchier" You've lost your "muchness"

."Alice Kingsley: My "muchness

.The Mad Hatter: [Points to Alice's heart] In there




?Alice Kingsley: Do you think I've gone 'round the bend

Charles Kingsleigh: I'm afraid so... you're mad. Bonkers. Off your head... but I'll tell you a secret... all of the best people are





[first lines]

.Lord Ascot: Charles, you have lost your senses? This picture is impossible

.Charles Kingsleigh: Precisely. Gentlemen, the only way to achieve the impossible, is to believe it's possible




.The Mad Hatter: Your carriage, my lady

?Alice Kingsley: A hat

The Mad Hatter: Of course. Anyone can go by horse or rail, but the absolute best way to travel is by hat. Have I made a rhyme




White Queen: Alice, you cannot live your life to please others. The choice must be yours, because when you step out to face that creature, you will step out alone




...Alice Kingsley: It's only a dream




[the Executioner tries to take off the hat of the Mat Hatter at the beheading platform]

.The Mad Hatter: I'd like to keep it on

.Executioner: Suit yourself. As long as I can get at your neck




.The Mad Hatter: Rise up against the bloody red queen

[The Mad Hatter: [Hatter looks scornfully at her

!The Mad Hatter/Dormouse/Dodo Bird/White Rabbit/Tweedledee/Tweedledum: Down with the bloody big head




.Alice Kingsley: Enough chatter

[Alice Kingsley: [Chops off Jabberwocky's tongue. The White Queen looks like she's going to puke

!Alice Kingsley: Off-with-your-head

[Alice Kingsley: [Cuts off Jabberwocky's head




!The Mad Hatter: Down with the bloody Red Queen

?The Mad Hatter: Why is it you're always too small or too tall

.The Mad Hatter: Yes, yes-but you would have to be half-mad to dream me up

?The Mad Hatter: Have you any idea why a raven is like a writing desk




.The Red Queen: You're right, Stayne. It is far better to be feared than loved



?The Red Queen: She's slain my Jabber-baby-wocky




.Blue Caterpillar: I can't help you if you don't even know who you are, stupid girl


.Blue Caterpillar: You're almost Alice




?Alice Kingsley: Hatter, why *is* a raven like a writing desk

.The Mad Hatter: I haven't the slightest idea


.The Mad Hatter: You could stay

.Alice Kingsley: What an idea. What a mad, crazy, wonderful idea

[They smile at each other]

.Alice Kingsley: ... But I can't



[last lines]

.Alice Kingsley: [to a blue butterfly landing on her shoulder] Hello, Absolem








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